Americans Defeat Russians in First Space Quidditch Match (4.04)
The astronaut Michael Lopez-Alegria caught the first documented snitch in muggle history last night, winning a victory over the Russians. To quote Lopez, "The Russians used brilliant strategy, but only NASA had the T2KQMU (Thunderbolt 2000 Quidditch Maneuvering Unit)."
> This has nothing to do with Jeff Wisoff and Lopez-Alegria in October 2001.HARRY POTTER PWNS